[Verse 1: Cla**ic Sonic] Yo man wanna know whats wiggty wiggity wack Dr. Eggman will make ya take a step back Tryna make the green hill zone all corrupted Like the wu tang, that ain't nothing to f** with Im the blue blur and I run super quick My hair textures s** major dick Only cool with the cliques when I'm using my mouse Crash win 98 bringin down the house Find me at a pride rally, turn the flame on Mario party friends, all 3 are Com Turbo nerds emulating my roms Read the Quran, cause you know I drop bombs Kiss my hand when you talk to the Don Make you go crazy like gooks for Wonton [Verse 2: Modern Sonic] Mike check, one-two, one-two Dreamcast to Gamecube, rockin' the attitude Did sit in Brawl so I gotta get more moves Wii U, I see you, E to the D-U Teach you it's rude to say I'm the wrong shade of blue Legs are longer and eyes are green
Things are alot longer thanks to Sonic Team f** Amy Rose, I can't deal with these ho's I'd rather pop ya in the John because I'm gettin' the dough, HO! Another cameo from Mr. Doug Walker? Gay for the cake, call him Betty co*ker See Nostalgia Chick? Yeah, I'll f**ing sought her And send her fat dyke friend to Weight Watchers And all of my fans are some f**ing queers Who can't steer clear, they take it in the rear! HA! [Verse 3: Cla**ic Sonic] Ay I run like Mo Green and Jump like jordan BBQ these tracks tracks when I am recordin Ice cold k**er, reppin lizzie borden Green hill gadgets put me in boredom Newer than atari, outrun a ferrari Opposite of red I dont f** with these commies Run you out of town call me J-McCarthy This ain't got a hook so get out my car seat Man, Eddie Lebron? Man the only Lebron I know is JAMES