[JJ712 - Samus]
You may have heard of a series called Metroid
I'm the protagonist you can't avoid
There are many games and they're not unusual
Because our plot is really original
What? You've seen the plot before?
Oh, f** you Hollywood, you motherf**ing who*e
Take all your "Alien" movies and burn 'em in the ditch
Mother Brain, oh my god, get away from her you b**h!
The surprise isn't that I'm female
It's that Hollywood stole every detail
Of Metriod into the "Alien" movies
They even stole my pixelated b**bies
Don't take "Metriod VS Bowser", our upcoming game
Oh, what the f**? A.V.P. is already made?
Um... Yes, it's true, they stole from US
They took our plots and threw us under the bus
[Dragon - Narrarator]
So Samus went to Hollywood and was bad-a**
Her b**bies were bouncing and so was her a**
She took her cannon to the set of the new "Alien" movie
The director couldn't stop staring at Samus's b**bies
She said...
[JJ712 - Samus]
Lemme take your script, it belongs to Nintendo
If you don't give it to me, it will be your end-o
[Dragon - Narrarator]
The director said "b**bs" and Samus opened fire
She shot them off to space, and even higher
She said...
[JJ712 - Samus]
New Metroid game, here I come
"Alien" will no longer be number one
Well, I gotta go, my new sequel awaits
I gotta be at Nintendo, there's no time to waste
I just k**ed some motherf**ers who are very lame
Now I get to k** even more in my new-a** game!