Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back
[Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen My Balls
[Chorus 1: Puff Puff Humbert & Benetar]
(Balls. 4×) You ain't seen My Balls. (7×)
Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em
[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert & Benetar]
My Balls are so awesome. Don't get me started
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious
It's like two Ewoks chillin' in my boxers
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat
They're so big. They're run over your feet
That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep
And how can I be subtle
When My Balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the d**h in the sequel
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back
'Cause My Balls are so big they've got an opening act
[Chorus 1: Puff Puff Humbert & Benetar]
(Balls. 4×) You ain't seen My Balls. (7×)
Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em
[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert & DeeJay]
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin'
But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of My Balls
'Cause these things are where it's happenin'
And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus
And I
I got what you need
And you'd said you'll never call
But girl you ain't seen these balls
[Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen My Balls
[Chorus 2: Puff Puff Humbert & Benetar]
You ain't seen My Balls. (3×)
You really need to see these Balls
(Balls. 4×) You ain't seen My Balls. (You ain't seen My Balls) (6×)
No you ain't seen these Balls