[Verse 1]
I am sipping syrup on that H-Town sh**
And I'm riding slow with my H-Town chick
Beautiful brown Colombian
Met her as I was wondering, if anybody's flawless
Now she got me talking crazy like I'm motherf**ing jaw-less
I put that D on her and she set up her offense
She think that I'm a beast and rest her hand in my paw prints
I don't know what it is about her, but I can't do without her
I mean she as fine as powder
And her smile bring the beauty out her
If she was a gla** of wine, I'd surely down her
But she ain't wine, nah more of like a Whiskey blend
Kissed her lips and it hit me then
This girl special, not like just another hoe
Now I'm spitting fire to protect her from the cold
She said "Stoney don't you ever leave me" I said "Babe I don't plan on it."
Now I'm asking questions to myself like "Like if you fall in love, do you gotta land on it?"
Life's a beach with ants on it
Throwing up my middle finger to haters call it hand vomit
She say never make a promise unless the promise true
God blessed her with that juicy bubble gum I wanna chew
Get it? I said achoo and God blessed her
I swear she all on my body like a sweatshirt
Shorty run around my head all day until her legs hurt
Oh sweet Carolina, you're as good as Gucci
Smoking on them L's, I'm as high as f**ing Louie
Hopefully he's in heaven
Started rapping for my brethren
Now I'm in Corpus and my girl is looking gorgeous
Put my arms around and protect her like a fortress
Sipping on that purple moving slower than a tortoise
Reference to my proper tape
Don't f** with us Adida Boys cause we now how to chop a steak
She look like orange juice in a bong, I can't concentrate
And I'm a hate on any b**h that hate on you
f** clothes, baby I look f**ing great on you
[Hook: Chance the Rapper] x4
This is not a love song
This is a you song
I just happen to love you
[Verse 2]
Uh
Okay I know nobody's perfect and that sounded like a double negative
I could kiss you on the neck and send chills all up your skelative, system
Swear both our hearts are so in rhythm
Both our exes b**hes, guess we sure no how to pick em
But hold up shorty lemme say my syllogism
If you ask for me to stay then I will never leave
Science can't prove anything only fail to see, a reason to reject the hypothesis
I'm a science major, so of course I brought a love song on to this
But anyway, I'd pick you over everybody any day
You got a crooked smile but you're standing straight
Smoking hot but I never choose to fan away
Ironic you on fire cause I met you at a bonfire
Staying up talking when we not tired
You say that I drive you crazy but I just learned to hot wire
Ha
You like the missing puzzle piece that really I needed
Anything that I say you always just believe it
That's trust and that sh** good
But I ain't trying to flex or be hardheaded and split wood
No, no, I'm just being Stoney
See I was tired of being lonely
That's not even a cool name
And if I tried to play you, it would be a fool's game
Cause you a trophy, something I prize and cherish
I hope you play this song for your friends and get embarra**ed
Smile a little, laugh a lot
Adidas sh** I have to rock
Let's k** time and stab the clock
Whoah! that sounded a little criminal
But truth be told I'm a steal your heart out of your individual, whole as a person
And I always hear that nobody perfect but you sure know how to work it
Go get it girl
Time Alone 3 aye!
[[Hook: Chance the Rapper] x4
This is not a love song
This is a you song
I just happen to love you