(-) = Side Mouth
[Intro]
Hey, guys! Ahahaha!
(Hey, Yotam. I like the pictures you have here)
Thank you, that's because I'm a real grown-up now with art decor
(Did you frame them?)
No, I actually paid a man to do it
(Oh. Did you hang them?)
No, I actually paid a women to do that
(Oh)
Equal opportunity, that's what I'm all about
Oh boy, I'm twenty-two
And my dilemmas haven't changed enough
For this to feel new
In my defence I'm still intensely unprepared
Although I read
I shouldn't want to live with my Dad
But I'm not a parasite
I pay monthly for this paradise
I even refill the tray when there's no ice
But I'm pretty content
Although on content, I haven't spent much time
I need a nine to five
Or at least a night time equivalent
(Hey, Yotam. I made this speech. Do you mind rapping to it?)
Uh, I dunno...
(Please?)
On a yearly basis
I keep b**hin' at you strangers
And it's dangerous
Since I all need to solve my issues
Is some patience
And maybe Asians
To do my in-betweens
'Cause right now I'm static, jagged
Not as smooth as can be
I don't mean to stop the sad-fest
I know some are invested
Invests such nice attendance
But I can't repeat a sentence
But so it happens
It remains the same essence
Essentially, it's only me
And my sense of evanescence
This time you're not relating
Letting you know that right now
I'm happy where I am
But we don't talk about it - Sacred Cow
But I will thank and bow
And probably end up thinking how
I've been amusing the same crowd
For about a f**ing decade now
So I guess I'm proud, proud, proud