[Verse 1: Sips]
You're a big girl
Cause you've eaten too much
And your pants don't fit around your waist
You just eat pie always really hungry
You just eat pie always really hungry
You're a big girl
And its gone too far
But you can't get enough of that sugary taste
Like a burger and fries you're going supersize
Straight to your thighs
[Chorus 1: Sips et al.]
And you eat
And you eat
All day long
Piles of twinkies and ding-dongs
Double cheesecake and chocolate flakes
You can eat a footlong
Take it down in one
And still have room for popcorn cause
[Verse 2: Sips]
You're a big girl (big girl)
And you've gotten too fat
Ate a double cheeseburger on the way (big girl)
You just eat pie always really hungry
You just eat pie always really hungry
You're a big girl (big girl)
Eaten way too much
And it makes you feel worse everyday (big girl)
Life would be better if you could just be thin
Could just be thin
[Verse 2: Sips et al.]
But that's wrong
You're amazing
Here at Sips Co (here at Sips Co)
We think you're beautiful as you are
Just so you know
Lunch is sloppy joes
Yeah big girls like you are needed all year round
Working at Sips Co
[Refrain: Yogscast]
Sjin: Oh you're a big girl (big girl)
But we love you so much
We give out free pa**es to the cafe (big girl)
You can eat pie on the Sips Co money
You can eat pie on the Sips Co money
Duncan: You're a big girl (big girl)
Help yourself to ice cream
Cause we've got to keep you in shape
Lewis: Hey honey, have you seen these great waffles
Hannah: Say honey, have a sip of this milkshake
Simon: Say honey, have you got room for pizza?
Sips: It's all for free
Oh yeah, Sips Co money
You're big
So so very big
But it doesn't even matter