Don't wanna be an abominable snowman
Don't wanna wear a hat made out of a tin can
Don't wanna see the family having lots of fun
Don't wanna be melted by the hot sun
Welcome to my family's new house
Gnomes, flowers and even a mouse
Everybody always teases me
My white snow is always gettin muddy
the food they give me here is cruddy
I even get covered in dog wee
Don't wanna have a carrot for my nose
Don't want stupid sticks for my toes
Don't wanna have stones for my bu*tons
Just wanna go inside and eat some mutton
Welcome to my family's new house
Gnomes, flowers and even a mouse
Everybody always teases me
My white snow is always gettin muddy
the food they give me here is cruddy
I even get covered in dog wee
I even get covered in dog wee
I evan get covered in dog wee
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