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Yo La Tengo - Strange But True (w/ Jad Fair) album lyrics

Released 1998

1.
Circus Strongman Runs For Pta President
2.
Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum From Soap
3.
Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled To Play Newborn Baby In High School Play
4.
Embarra**ed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp
5.
Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home
6.
High School Shop Cla** Constructs Bicycle Built For 26
7.
Ingenious Scientist Invents Car Of The Future
8.
Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
9.
National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor To Name New Wrestling Holds
10.
Nevada Man Invents Piano With 21 Extra Keys
11.
Ohio Town Saved From k**er Bees By Hungry Vampire Bats
12.
Principal Punishes Students With Bad Impressions And Tired Jokes
13.
Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely Of Cheese
14.
Retired Woman Starts New Career In Monkey Fashions
15.
Texas Man Abducted By Aliens For Outer Space Joy Ride
16.
Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School At Top Of Her Cla**
17.
X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient