[Verse 1] I saw you at the railway station There had been a cancellation You were smoking cigarettes alone I walked up and said 'Hello I lost my wife two days ago.' You shook my hand and said Francis was your name [Chorus 1] And you had a hat And I had a hat Mmm, we both had hats And my wife was dead And your wife was dead 'sh** happens,' Francis said [Verse 2] Francis said, 'It's five o'clock How about we find a rock And throw it at some cars from the bridge?' I laughed and said, 'That sounds like fun." We walked into the setting sun And Francis said, 'I'm aiming at the kids.' [Chorus 2] And he threw a rock So I threw a rock We both put some gravel in a sock And he threw the sock I said we should stop He smiled at me then threw a rock in a sock [Verse 3] We snuck down to the local farm And there we opened up the barn To set the horses free and watch them run The moon was extra bright that night
The horses in the pale moonlight 'Watch this' Francis said And pulled his gun [Chorus 3] He shot a horse So I shot a horse Francis choked a chicken with his hands But watching them die We started to cry 'I'm bored,' Francis said. 'Let's steal a car.' [Bridge] Oh Margaret, oh Margaret, don't you worry bout me now I'm doing just fine on my own There are other things to life than your soft skin against mine And Francis is helping me move on I'm moving on [Verse 4] Life's a b**h, a wise man said No matter what you end up dead And all that you can wish for is a friend So pour another gla** of wine With Francis' shoulder touching mine I'll stay right here until the bitter end [Chorus 4] And you have a hat And I have a hat Mmm, we both have hats And your wife is dead And my wife is dead 'Here's to life,' Francis said 'Here's to life,' Francis said 'Here's to life,' Francis said