[Intro]
I'm suing, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
[Verse 1]
I'm suing your God for the ice on my step
Stepped outside, nearly broke my neck
It's all connected in a certain respect
My neck and the step, the compensation cheque
[Chorus]
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
[Verse 2]
Well, you fall on your sword and you swallow your pride
I'm at war with the board, but the Lord is on my side
Lord of the jungle and the Amazons' pride
It's not technically a crime
[Chorus]
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness? Hey, woo
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
Can I get a witness? (Well that depends)
Can I get a witness? (Can you really trust your new friends?)
Can I get a witness? (A means to and end)
Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness?
[Outro]
One, two, three, four, out