Ladies and gentleman
The show is about to begin
This show has been rated X
To expand on your dramatic experience There will be glorious and horrific
Displays of humanity
There will be great triumphs
And devastating tragedies Exhilarating joy and desperate despair
Justice and injustice
Heroic and cowardice acts
Clarity and confusion Undyind love and unyielding heartache
Unspeakable acts of cruelty
Campa**ionate acts of kindness There will be crushing defeats
And glorious achievements Critics worldwide give this show
Five stars and call it
Beautiful