V1 Oh youve been a very silly girl been deluded in your messy little world,
Been deceived by the Candy Cane Guy--, his sweets are poisonous and his tongue spills lies,
Hansel and Gretel were wiser than you--,
They dropped their crumbs and knew what to do, Chorus Oh Candy Cane man you evil little ba*tard,
You trick the lovely girls so you can be master
You play your games-- a sweet for a kiss,
But I think your candy tastes of piss, V2 They say he has a smile made of sugar--,
His heart made of chocolate liqueur,
He makes their teeth black and works on weaknesses,
Transforms their confidence into meekness,
May I, May I, have some more?-- they chew and chew until they're sore,
Oh Candy Cane Man in his black little suit,
He makes his aim and then he shoots, Chorus ( x2) Oh Candy Cane man you evil little ba*tard--,
You trick the lovely girls so you can be master--
You play your games a sweet for a kiss,
But I think your candy tastes of piss, Ending
(Spoken) Oh youve been a very silly girl been deluded in your messy little world,
Been deceived by the Candy Cane Guy, his sweets are poisonous and his tongue spills lies,