(Verse 1)
I wanna say your a real good guy
But we both know that wiuld be a lie
It's been a nightmare being your friend
So its time for this charade to end
(Chorus)
I can't say goodbye
(Verse 2)
'Cause you might grind me down into meat pie
I'll tell the school that you've got avian flu
So it'll be their job to get rid of you
I hope they put you into quarantine
Or lock you up until you turn eighteen
So maybe then I'll never have to fear
That you might suddenly bite off my ears
(Boy you better not touch my ear)
(Chorus)
I can't say goodbye
(Verse 3)
My face will be too mangeled to identify
If I could get your house repossessed
Then I'll force you to go *mumbles* northwest
I could arrest you for stealing a car
I could get you a job as a miner, get some diamonds
And I'll put you in a diner
Yes I'll put in a diner
Kill you in designer
Its not real meat anyway (It's not real meat anyway)
I could get your folks to forget you on the highway
Sell you to a freak show on its way to Paraguay
I could get you stuck on a fairground ride (forever)
I can send you to a wedding in Somewherestan as the bride
(Chorus)
I can't say goodbye
(Verse 4)
But its no use trying to deny
That I don't wanna be friends with you
So do whatever you have to d- *coughs*
(Interlude)
I can't sing. Well yes I ca- *coughing continues*