[Intro]
X: That was the worst song I ever heard, in like, f**ing history
Buk Lau: f** you, it was a pretty good song!
X: Yeah, the worst I ever heard, and the worst on this album, anyways
Buk Lau: Well, the first album got pretty good reviews, you know what I mean?
X: No, I don't. Well, anyways, this song has me on it. f**ing X on this sh**. Whatever. Let's do this. Ready?
Buk Lau: Ready. [Inhale]
[Verse 1: Buk Lau]
Ain't nobody f**ing with me
b**h, I'm the sh**. Don't you agree mothaf**a? (No)
My peanut bu*ter got you n***as jelly like Smuckers
And I don't give a sh**, like that n***a Rucka Rucka Ali, Ali
(Why you guys so racist?)
I got a white b**h with a black man facelift (Hell yea!)
I know a bunch of Asian that gonna hate it, but face it
Up is the thing that I make sh**
Two chopper in the car, and I don't even lie
School papers trying to diss me, I make you cry
Tic-tac-toe, black-and-white that's why (Yep!)
Kiss the AK and your f**ing a** bye-bye (Boom)
X, you can't diss me, it's a shame you try
Tell Hayley and Mau, that I said "Hi."
Buk Lau be f**ing hoes
X and Mau be f**ing guys, that's right!
[Bridge: Buk Lau]
b**h, I could've been your motherf**ing friend
That's sh**'s pure fantasy, you like to pretend
You're a stupid b**h getting f**ed by men
Plus another Asian one b**h, Michael Fen!
You speechless motherf**er, it's 10 out of 10
You p**y a** chickensh**, like a f**ing hen
The rap battle's over, please don't bend
Over, oh wait, I forgot, you like men
[Verse 2: X]
First of all, let's address your insecurity
I'm so straight I got a f**ing dike to do me
I'm an arsonist; smoke a bucket and a tree
And since that's some intense sh** (n***a) it's free
Judging by your thoughts you're smoking PCP
Deluding yourself into thinking ("He likes me")
Your thoughts are f**ing dirty man, like a f**ing flea
I pity the fruit, you mad cause you missed your Tea?
Tea?
Man that f**ing sh** is for f*ggots
Tradewinds, Full House, call your a** Bob f*get
Get it? Your a** Bob f*get? f*ggot?
Your rhyme's like that insult, you almost f**ing had it
Oh geez, now you're all f**ing defenseless
You ain't pimping sh**, garden hoes and fences
I got a German b**h, codename is Benzes
Can't f**ing drive, I'm here to wreck sh**
[Bridge 2]
Buk Lau:
Ok, Big Boy, don't lose your breath
You still haven't addressed your mother's breasts and I mean-
X:
Buk Lau, you'll never get laid
Fall back chigga, and don't move, just stay
Stop trying to diss features, sh**'s f**ing gay
Literally; "f**ing gay", please go away
Before I grab the Ho-No and spray with that
Okay? (Okay)
[Outro: Both]
I'm not h*mophobic, but I'm just f**ing saying
Stop being f*ggots when you rap, I ain't playing
Lastly, never snitch to the police
Relationships with them get you clapped, peace!
Buk Lau: And on that note, this rap is over. Thank you X for rapping, and all that other sh**. Thanks for the production... b**h