[Intro] X: That was the worst song I ever heard, in like, f**ing history Buk Lau: f** you, it was a pretty good song! X: Yeah, the worst I ever heard, and the worst on this album, anyways Buk Lau: Well, the first album got pretty good reviews, you know what I mean? X: No, I don't. Well, anyways, this song has me on it. f**ing X on this sh**. Whatever. Let's do this. Ready? Buk Lau: Ready. [Inhale] [Verse 1: Buk Lau] Ain't nobody f**ing with me b**h, I'm the sh**. Don't you agree mothaf**a? (No) My peanut bu*ter got you n***as jelly like Smuckers And I don't give a sh**, like that n***a Rucka Rucka Ali, Ali (Why you guys so racist?) I got a white b**h with a black man facelift (Hell yea!) I know a bunch of Asian that gonna hate it, but face it Up is the thing that I make sh** Two chopper in the car, and I don't even lie School papers trying to diss me, I make you cry Tic-tac-toe, black-and-white that's why (Yep!) Kiss the AK and your f**ing a** bye-bye (Boom) X, you can't diss me, it's a shame you try Tell Hayley and Mau, that I said "Hi." Buk Lau be f**ing hoes X and Mau be f**ing guys, that's right! [Bridge: Buk Lau] b**h, I could've been your motherf**ing friend That's sh**'s pure fantasy, you like to pretend You're a stupid b**h getting f**ed by men Plus another Asian one b**h, Michael Fen! You speechless motherf**er, it's 10 out of 10 You p**y a** chickensh**, like a f**ing hen The rap battle's over, please don't bend Over, oh wait, I forgot, you like men
[Verse 2: X] First of all, let's address your insecurity I'm so straight I got a f**ing dike to do me I'm an arsonist; smoke a bucket and a tree And since that's some intense sh** (n***a) it's free Judging by your thoughts you're smoking PCP Deluding yourself into thinking ("He likes me") Your thoughts are f**ing dirty man, like a f**ing flea I pity the fruit, you mad cause you missed your Tea? Tea? Man that f**ing sh** is for f*ggots Tradewinds, Full House, call your a** Bob f*get Get it? Your a** Bob f*get? f*ggot? Your rhyme's like that insult, you almost f**ing had it Oh geez, now you're all f**ing defenseless You ain't pimping sh**, garden hoes and fences I got a German b**h, codename is Benzes Can't f**ing drive, I'm here to wreck sh** [Bridge 2] Buk Lau: Ok, Big Boy, don't lose your breath You still haven't addressed your mother's breasts and I mean- X: Buk Lau, you'll never get laid Fall back chigga, and don't move, just stay Stop trying to diss features, sh**'s f**ing gay Literally; "f**ing gay", please go away Before I grab the Ho-No and spray with that Okay? (Okay) [Outro: Both] I'm not h*mophobic, but I'm just f**ing saying Stop being f*ggots when you rap, I ain't playing Lastly, never snitch to the police Relationships with them get you clapped, peace! Buk Lau: And on that note, this rap is over. Thank you X for rapping, and all that other sh**. Thanks for the production... b**h