Whoa
You're looking like a wet cat and feeling like a drowned rat
You've been left out to dry
You're trying to save face while living on MySpace, and you're wondering why
Your so-called friends left you home again, you got nothing to do, do, do
Another night in computer light while you're stuck in your room
Don't you know? Can't you see?
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
Who's your friend?
Someone more than an email send
Who's your friend?
Someone who's there ‘til the bitter end
They say idle time's the devil's tool, and I do believe
You got to be tired of playing the fool
I know you need some relief
You think your chat buddies ain't too bad, but they're not there when you need, no
You've been let down about a thousand times, and now you're starting to bleed
Don't you know? Can't you see?
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
Who's your friend?
Someone more than a chat room friend
Who's your friend?
Someone who's there ‘til the bitter end
Who's your friend?
Someone more than an email send
Who's your friend?
Someone who's there ‘til the bitter end
Don't you need some friends?
We all do, yeah
Who's your friend?
Someone more than an email send
Who's your friend?
Something more than a chat room end
Who's your friend?
Tell me now, tell me now – who's your friend?
Who's your friend?
I gotta know ‘bout the real friend
Who's your friend?
Tell me now, tell me now, tell me now
Who's your friend?
A real friend, a real friend
You know you need a friend, now unto the end