Welcome to New Jersey It's late at night and you're far from home Your radio's on and you're driving alone Until a sign looms from to gloom The words on that sign are the words to your tomb It says New Jersey Shining lights Bloody face Rabid dog Can of mace He's from New Jersey Out in the woods, you're cuffed to a tree The end of my gun is the last thing you'll see
I go through your wallet I take all your cash Your car I destroy your body I smash My maniac urges I simply can't stop The funny thing is I'm not even a cop Welcome to New Jersey Shining lights Bloody face Rabid dog Can of mace He's from New Jersey Welcome to New Jersey I hope you enjoy your stay Welcome