Picked up an image on my TV screen
Had the smoothest skin that I ever seen
Turned up the sound so I could catch his rave
About how his life was changed by his aftershave
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooooohh
He wore the image well
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooooohh
I watched a movie 'bout a mixed-up man
He had a love for his mother that his wife couldn't stand
Until the climax, it was bright and red when...
She stuck an axe right in his head
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooooohh
He came apart so well
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooooohh
Stayed up last night 'cause I couldn't sleep
There was traffic outside going beep-beep-beep
Well, I watched a movie, it was so obscene
I couldn't take my eyes off the TV screen
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooooohh
Those simulated love scenes
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooooohh