Intro:
Welcome back everyone
Have we got a treat for you today? Tequila
Verse:
Turn on your TV, whatcha gonna see? A bunch of twigs rocking Dungarees
That's supposed to be "hugging your curves"
Ads for prescriptions talkin' bout "Side effects include d**h"
Kids put in jail for puffing the herb
Scared Straight programs, celebrity Pro-Ams
I'm glued to the tube, don't be rude, you can pry the remote
From my cold hands when I enter the Dead Zone
Jason Bourne whippin' a** because of Treadstone & Blackbriar
And now I know I could probably get some loot
If I filed a suit against my ex over a flat tire
And if a girl ain't down for the D
Or 110 pounds to the T, then I should chastise her
Call her a b**h, but she's used to the sh**
It doubles as a complement on the drama show, Catfighters
Quagmire, BET Rap Cypher
Nelly flexin' with a black card and a** swiper
"Tip Drill, you just a Tip Drill"
Happy with yourself? Get real. Get some Clearasil for that pizza face
Expensive stones & cheap cologne will get you TnA
I got the slow-mo for that a**, just in case you didn't
See the play the first time
You were probably too busy getting that sh** that I told you to get
L'oreal or you won't get no dick
Beer and a car from Tokyo Drift
Celebs walking down the street, holding hands. Man, would you get a load of this sh**?
Fellow humans trying to blow us to bits
But f** it, nothing's more important than this...
Outro