If you've got a lust of wander
And nerves of steel
If you've got a craving for adventure
Man I got the deal
If you don't mind roughing it
And like to explore
Your space ship has just
Come into shore
Let's go out on a cruise
The air is all conditioned and
They've got a lot of food
And if you get annoyed we can
Have that servant removed
And when we go to shore it's
Just like a human zoo
On a cruise
You can see natives in their natural habitat
Selling you plastic trinkets
And little straw hats
They'll do a thousand year old ritual
For the change in your wallet
It has a very spiritual meaning but
I think they have forgot it
Love, exciting and new, come aboard
We're expecting you
Flowered shirt men
In a steel drum session
Singing Bob Marley songs
About white oppression
But the lyrics are changed
So as not to offend
Just like I am doing right now
Please have a nice day
In the end my friend
You're just a virus wearing shoes
On a cruise