I have to laugh I have to laugh
I have to laugh I have to laugh
It never will be as bad as you think
You have to laugh you have to laugh
Well I might live to be 105 or I might die tomorrow
But life ain't easy like a Sunday morning
So I beg stole and I borrowed
So if you've got maybe a second or two
And you don't have the will too work hard
Take a drink take a smoke take whatever to make you cope
And get a play well with others on your report card
I have to laugh I have to laugh
I have to laugh I have to laugh
You have to laugh you have to laugh
Never will be as bad as you think
You have to laugh you have to laugh
Don't you know your paranoia is only coming up to destroy you
If you wanna stay out the clinic be euphoric schizophrenic
Well I might live to be a wise old man
Or I might die a jacka**
But if Buddha was right about coming back again
You better believe my a** will be back fast
'Cause after d**h they never had any fun
They only sit around and pray hard
Take a drink take a smoke take whatever to make you cope
To get a play well with others on your report card
I have to laugh I have to laugh