[Kozmos (Equestrian Mental Asylum)]
Now, fillies and gentlecolts, welcome to the Rainbow Factory. Now witness the glory of self-righteous power that is this almighty facility!
[WoodenToaster]
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device
[SlyphStorm]
Deep in the pages of history
Lies a shadow hiding in a mystery
A late night story buried far away
Until it once again sees the light of day
And when the little colts and fillies turn out all lights
And tell a story of a factory as black as night
The luxury of rainbows comes at a price
Just ignore the screams, and don't think twice
Phantom screams echo through the ruined facility
A horrible silence builds an eerie tranquility
The souls of many innocent fill the air
And the hope that they all died with scattered here and there
A mighty machine built within the wake
Of a long dead dream, little demon awake
The citizens sleep, never quite knowing when
The device will reawaken, hungry again
[WoodenToaster]
Let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology
But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility
[WoodenToaster]
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
[Break: Mic the Microphone]
Welcome, mules! You're in Cloudsdale,
The Rainbow facility to be correct!
Allow me to show you around... You'll be here for the rest of your lives!
Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners?
I am Doctor Atmosphere.
By now, you've all clearly determined that you're not going into exile...
You are in the factory, you will never leave the factory,
And while you may be called useless,
That's also not entirely true...
You still have a purpose... A purpose to all ponies in this land, far and wide
You get to help us make rainbows! Beautiful, magical rainbows...
Doesn't that excite you? It is just such an honor you know...
Now, do we have any volunteers?
[Kozmos (Equestrian Mental Asylum)]
Deep in the Rainbow Factory
Which is shrouded by a cloud of mystery
The Pegasi that go in never out,
No matter how loud they scream or shout
All those that are sent to their demise
Will fear the machine named the Pegasus Device
The Pegasus Device
The metallic banging, clanking and turning of the gears
Will leave leave a constant ringing inside your ears
As your tied down, against your will
You'll find out your life was for absolute nil
[SlyphStorm]
I don't even remember my past
I don't remember who I used to be
I don't remember my friends of old
I don't remember my destiny
My mane is purple and my coat is orange
What I've become? I have no idea.
I only know one simple thing
The name they gave me: Absentia
You've proven to yourself and to all of us
That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus
You don't even deserve those little wings you bear
When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare
All of the failures help to fuel success
In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess
And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price
Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device
[WoodenToaster & PurpleRoselyn]
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
[Dr. S. LAUGHter (Equestrian Mental Asylum)]
Hello foals, welcome to the factory
Help us make rainbows, but don't get mad at me
You brought this on yourself today
And you're useless in every other way
And you know why, 'cause you failed your test
In the Flock we only accept the best
So you all know that you're pretty worthless
But don't worry, you still have purpose
This here is called the Pegasus Device
And though you're worthless, you will suffice
For the job of making pretty rainbows,
Let me explain how the process goes
We chain you here and break your bones,
Drain your pigments, that's how it goes,
Who'll go first, we need a volunteer,
Oh how about young Aurora right here?
[PurpleRoselyn]
We're gonna die, Scootaloo!
We're all gonna die!
Hahahahahaha!
[Kozmos (Equestrian Mental Asylum)]
You struggle against the metal binds
d**h approaches, your life flashes before your eyes
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
No one to hear your innocent cry
[SlyphStorm]
I don't even recognize your rainbow mane
When you hide it behind that mask of shame
You don't even deserve those wings you bear
You used to be a legend, a righteous mare
All of the failures help to fuel success
In your bloody and visceral weather game of Chess
And then you sit upon your throne and you roll your diamond dice
And you send us all to die in your Pegasus Device
[Kozmos (Equestrian Mental Asylum)]
All those that are sent to their demise
Will fear the machine named the Pegasus Device
All those that are sent to their demise
Will fear the machine named the Pegasus Device
All those that are sent to their demise
Will fear the machine named the Pegasus Device
All those that are sent to their demise
Will fear the machine named the Pegasus Device
[WoodenToaster & PurpleRoselyn]
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through...