George he rides a bike To pick her up from school He likes her 'cause she's pure She likes him 'cause she's heard he's cool You're a germ, twist my insides You're a germ, we hear the fight This is not exploring, when you are dead inside What were you before him? (eyes wide, eyes wide) Makes me squirm, twist my insides Makes me squirm We hear the one! two! three! four! five! six! seven! You ain't going to heaven (eyes wide, eyes wide) 'Cause I'm dragging you down to hell (eyes wide, eyes wide) Where's Mom and Dad so you can tell them (eyes wide, eyes wide) You're a dodgy f**er as well? (eyes wide, eyes wide) George he takes to the mic Plays the same songs every year
His leather looks pretty cheap And the clock gives somehow fear You're a creep, twist my insides You're a creep We hear the one! two! three! four! five! six! seven! You ain't going to heaven (eyes wide, eyes wide) 'Cause I'm dragging you down to hell (eyes wide, eyes wide) Where's Mom and Dad so you can tell them (eyes wide, eyes wide) You're a dodgy f**er as well? (eyes wide, eyes wide) You ain't going to heaven (eyes wide, eyes wide) 'Cause I'm dragging you down to hell (eyes wide, eyes wide) Where's Mom and Dad so you can tell them (eyes wide, eyes wide) Tell them you're a dodgy f**er as well? Yes you are! (eyes wide, eyes wide)