[Hook: Megan Washington]
And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my sh** just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the a**holes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
[Verse 1: Wiser Observer]
'Cause I'm a monster
And these dames are really damaged and I sponsor
Everything that they want to hear
And my responses vary from being funny or flirty
'Cause I'm trying to get you ready trying to get you near
Near enough for me to whisper in your ear, like
How I like your eyes
Or how I like your smile
Or how I like when you really laugh, so divine
Or joke about how I'm a superhero and she can join me fighting crime
You know that playful sh**
Make each other just laugh for a bit
Make us forget the world's hate and it's racist sh**
Red double cups of thrive juice and 7up, now and then taking sips
And I like every girl that I'm with
And that's a problem when they ask, "Hey Tuma, what is this?
Tell me what we doing. What are you and I?"
"'U' and 'I'? They're just letters in my mind."
I guess that answer really wasn't fine
'Cause she's giving me letters like "F U" and "C U later"
Wish I could give you something more than good times and getting faded
Dating is overrated
You still looking for the one
I turned 21, but my mind is still a little young
Meeme asked me if I got a girl, I tell her I got none
"Your son's just tryna have fun"
She says, "You're almost 22 and these girls you're playing with have hearts beating in them too"
And I guess I always knew the truth
But no matter how great she is, I'm always looking for proof
To say, "This is all me, this has nothing to do with you
I'm trying to get this rap going, want to hangout with the crew
Wanna build empires looking out for better views
And I'm scared of commitments it's clichéd they all say it
It's nothing new, but it's the truth
So runaway"
[Hook: Megan Washington]
And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my sh** just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the a**holes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can