You might feel shame
(You should feel shame)
(You're an abomination)
We might cross dress but that's not what's to blame.
Making our coins, but it's all for food
We'll do anything
We're down for groups
After taking some dudes from behind
(I'm a top)
All we wanna score is chicken fried
Oh
Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry
But no go
Don't you know Chick-fil-a say
You'll make the baby Jesus cry
(Baby who?)
Dudes with b**bs
Gay-for-Pay
Even dikes say yay
So chow down at Chick-fil-A
Chow down at Chick-fil-A
Even if you're gay
(Even if you're gay)
Chow down at Chick-fil-A
(I know what I want)
Have it your way
(Have it your way)
(Yeah, take that sh**)
BK, McD, Subway all taste the same
(Preservatives)
You're tired of eating meat
that just went moo
(Sorry 'bout that)
Taco Tuesday makes your bu*t spew (Hamburger Mary's Tace Tuesday Excluded!!!)
(farts)
(That's gross)
So please don't sue us for libel
(For libel)
We just want a little meat without your Bible
Someday somebody's gonna make you want to gobble up a waffle fry.
But no no, don't you know,
Chick-Fil-A says you make the baby Jesus cry.
Dude's with b**bs,
Gay-for-Pay, even Dykes say hey
So chow down at Chick-fil-A
Chow down at Chick-fil-A
Even if you're gay
(Even if you're gay)
Chow down at Chick-fil-A
Come down to Chick-fil-A
Don't matter if your gay
(Doesn't matter)
I said no mayonnaise. f**!
God damn it!
Spicy fried chicken may burn hole out
Sting ring for days but that chicken's worth the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see a rainbow
And on the other side there was
A bucket of Polynesian sauce for me to dip my nuggets in
Why is it because I live my life so gay
I should not eat Chick-fil-A?
I'm gonna eat it anyway
They say His promise is true
But what if you are a Jew?
They need a Kosher meal too
To bring their life to anew
Closed on Sunday's, it is awful
Now there's tears in my eyes
No more waffle fries
(Oh, man)
My only bleeding hope for the f*gs that can't cope
With the fact they hate gays but the food is so dope
The chicken's to blame
like shooting caine into your own vein
(What?)
What a shame you don't enjoy the chicken
Broiled by flame
You'll get fisted but to eat there is d-listed
Well, I got an appetite
I ain't got no pride
Three queens are bottomless pits
Forever in the drive-thru
Honey mustard on my tits
All for me and not for you
Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry
But no go
Don't you know Chick-fil-a say
You'll make the baby Jesus cry
(No one cares)
Dudes with b**bs
Gay-for-Pay, even Dykes say hey
So chow down at Chick-fil-A
Chicken chow down
Chicken chow down
(I'ma eat up all this sh**)
(That's mine)
(That's mine too)
Chicken chow down, baby
(You're gonna want to pa** that sauce, girl)
Put it in your mouth
Don't matter if your gay
Chow down at Chick-fil-A
(Bible-thumping b**hes)
Chicken chow down
(You're awful)