[Verse 1]
I wrote down adjectives and nouns
Scribbled words and verbs
And then shopped it around
Sold it for sixty more thousand bucks than I have
(What, like writing a book is hard?)
And when you read it you will agree that it will lead you down
A path so bad
This game show fad
Balls out, no double entendre
(I know Entendre, she a b**h)
[Pre-Chorus]
I might just spill some tea
About this dude who's on tv
(I have no clue who you're talking about)
This producer's dick is huge
And I know because I tasted his splooge
[Chorus]
You tried to make me behave
You shooshed and shushed all the fun away
But f** you I'm not a Ru-girl who's some cliché
In here, I'll make it clear
Why I'm a superstar who will go far
On my own
s** my bone as I walk away
[Hook]
Oh, read her
Oh, read all this alphanumerically
Oh, read her
Oh, your mess s**s less each and every page
[Verse 2]
You read here for some makeup tips
And I won't omit how to pop your zits
Your f**ed mug looks better with my book held right here
I'll show you how you can steal a man
Or cheat on exams and then pull some scams
You need three D's to fill up your life
(Dick, drag, d**)
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm just like Wikileaks
But my dick's up in my a** cheeks
Oh, and B-T-W
You want to tuck? That's in chapter two
(It's actually chapter 17)
[Chorus]
If some b**h tries to step to you
Use your RBF as a countermove
An RBF is conveniently defined back in the back of the book With all the words and what they mean
Counter attack with my paperback
Really beat that a**
But leave good feedback, please
On Amazon for the trahnz that wrote all this sh**
In this god damn f**ing book
[Hook]
Read her
Oh, read all this alphanumerically
Oh, read her
Oh, your mess s**s less each and every page
[Outro]
(Wanna come on my tits?)
Read her...
Read her...
Read her...
Read her...
(Alright, cool)