[Verse 1: Wiki] Me and Droog, you can't see us You can't read us You believe us? You might as well believe in Jesus Jesus, we too ugly, f** us Think you want us Till you meet 'em Then you dump us Then you leave 'em What's the reason? We just mixed up It's a [?] every season [Verse 2: Your Old Droog] I don't know what she sees in me Never was cute, or had a reason to be My beauty is enhanced by money like Russell Simmons I'm a gremlin - only handsome to ugly women Very fat chick, geriatric And then severely handicapped, that's a hat-trick On the ave with the rats and tryna catch vics Still smoking - need a patch, pa** it to Patrick [Verse 3: Wiki] Laugh at it Still kinda mad at it
You a ba*tard A new addict I'm clean-lunged But be dumb about everything else From the sea to the sun And that's the homies from Coney So you ain't even reaching the beaches Till it's December, yo we freezin' Winter we be grilling summer we be cheesin' [?] [Verse 4: Your Old Droog] Can't see 'em, son came in strong Now these restaurants inscribe my name in tongs (I'm eatin') [?] for too long Went from WIC checks to getting me and Wik' checks for this song Royalties - mechanical ones for my mechanics It's all semantics You losers getting on with some antics I'm just busting my gun, son And got a smoking addiction that Chantix can't fix [Hook: Wiki and Your Old Droog]