F.u.c.k, i want my cd's back
f**, my new girlfriends stacked
f**, shes gained some weight
f**, i'm doing great
But please don't tell her, the truth
Being happy, is just a spoof
f**, tell her i'm rich
f**, she was always a b**h
f**, life's treating me good
f**, hope she chokes on her food
But please don't tell her, the truth
Being happy, is just a spoof
Or let on to how pathetic i've been
Since she left with all of our friends
F. u., f.u.c.k., f** tell her these things
f**, you don't see me much
f**, we don't stay in touch
f**, i think he's always drunk
f**, heard he's into punk
f**, f** tell her these things