Once upon a time, a man was attacked by a vampire bird
He was s**ed to d**h
The vampire bird k**ed him at last
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The lake of fire tore his a** up
He was burning to the crisp
He was cast into the lake of burning flame
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After the vampire bird s**ed blood out of me,
He started stabbing me in my a**
Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my a** too
They s**ed the blood out of me, k**ing me
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Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.
Folgers: it's good to the last drop.