Once upon a time,
I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church
I called one of the deacons a mother f**er
Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
For the second time I told the preacher to f** off
I also told Reverened Henry E. Miller to s** a male camel's dick
He got so tired of my bullsh**
He told one of the deacon's to throw me out
He then escorted me to the door
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2x4
I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head
He fell to the floor unconscious
Suddenly, the police was called on me
I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
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