Here's Johnny There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) That's his job, it's so amazing All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) I never miss a moment when he's on the tube His being there has made my life worth living The chills run down my spine Each time he says that line "Here's Johnny!" He says, and laughs in his special way "...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him "Here's Johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game Ed McMahon's his name...all right Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) Watch him selling beer and dog food Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) I got a letter from him just the other day He said, "You may already be a winner!" A trooper to the end A Clydesdale's best friend
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way "...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him "Here's Johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay What a living Oh...(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no (Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it (Here's Johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same Ed McMahon's his name A very special guy...all right He's on every night Can't change the channel When he's sitting on the panel (Hee-eere's Johnny!) There he goes, he gives me goose bumps When he says...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!) "Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way "...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him "Here's Johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame Ed McMahon's his name