[Intro]
[Verse 1: illbert]
Could be a titan but my writin' needs some tightening
Listen to my sh**e and you might find that it's enlightening
I'm not a Brit, but I'll pretend so I can rhyme some things
Like these diamond rings that I'm conspiring for time to bring
If you need inspiring come join me at my table
Of fabled abilities that are able to chisel these
Similes with imagery, I'm like the epitome
Of whack, cheap, two bit MCs- b**h, kiss me please
I'll live in infamy so listen to my symphony
Of words and beats that I completed, but I do things differently
Coincidentally my mind is quite essential these
Mental faculties are actually often transcendental
Need monumental momentum for a moment, my hair's messy so comb it
This is an omen- of things to come today
Me and my other personalities that live up in my cranium
Are aiming emphatically to demonstrate that I'm crazy
And I'm ill like pestilence, still an image of excellence
There's no evidence of precedence for this elegant eloquence
Chemical elements combine in a reaction
You can't understand me cause I speak in abstraction
[Hook: illbert]
This is my abstract, my warning I get abstract
Never on a bad track, my head is full of rad facts
This is my abstract, I told you I get abstract
Silly like Kandinsky, man, I need a laugh track
[Verse 2: illbert]
I got a big dictionary in my mind
Synonyms for sick ain't exactly hard to find
If you're infected, ailing, queasy, or diseased
Listening daily will not help put you at ease
You'll just become disoriented, dizzy, and confused
From a simple simulation of a mile in my shoes
Here's a window through my consciousness from self-loathing to pompousness
Don't sponsor nonsense sh** like calling me monotonous
Now try real hard to process my thoughts, they'll tie your brain up in knots
Connect the dots, if you can't you don't know jack squat
Hold that thought, (yo) box it up like Pica**o
I'm colossal, between Burkina Faso and Costco
Get off my jock though, I'm not macho or mucho
Hope you're not too offended by my raunchy and rude show
I'm a dynamic duo, talking about me and myself
Spaced farther out that Pluto but I'm cold as an ice shelf
I'll die or else be the inventor of immortality
Don't tattle tell on me for ignoring this boring reality
Cause I'm an abnormality, a walking Jackson Pollock painting
My brain's splattered on the wall, now I've got you fainting
[Hook]