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Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill
She's got forty acres and a house on the hill
She died in last September
But she's living there still
Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill?
[Verse 1]
Well she's got no living relative and they couldn't find a will
The bank that tried to sell the house of Maggie Magill
They put it on the market but they couldn't make a sale
Cause every time you're in the house
Oh Maggie starts to wail
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Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill
She's got forty acres and a house on the hill
She died in last September
But she's living there still
Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill?
[Verse 2]
So the bank they called a medium
A spiritual du jour
But she got a pounding headache
When she stepped in the door
She heard an awful moaning, like an animal in pain
The minute she stepped in well she stepped right out again!
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Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill
She's got forty acres and a house on the hill
She died in last September
But she's living there still
Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill?
[Verse 3]
So the bank called an exorcist
With cloth, book and cross
He said an incantation, telling Maggie to "get lost"
But ol' Maggie started howling
And the room grew d**hly cold
They never saw the priest again or so I'm told
[Chorus]
Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill
She's got forty acres and a house on the hill
She died in last September
But she's living there still
Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill?
[Verse 4]
So if you're down in Maggie
And you're pa**ing by the hill
You hear an awful wailing
And you feel a sudden chill
Just keep your feet'a moving and turn your step away
Cause if you go to Maggie's, well you're going there to stay!
[Chorus]
Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill
She's got forty acres and a house on the hill
She died in last September
But she's living there still
Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill?!