Needless to say...the party broke up.
Jason came in from Peoria
Wearing silk sungla**es
His girlfriend, Gloria, wore metal shoes
That emitted poison gases from the heels
One drink of that stuff and -Zam!-
The walls became floors
Became ceilings became doors
The singer just kept singing "Feelings"
That's right when I snapped
Needless to say, th-the party broke up
Tha-That flashing tie was a riot!
And what was that other remark that you made?
Oh yes, you're unemployed!
Me too. I know what you mean
Someone began to discuss paranoia
When lightning destroyed half the room
With one blast
The last of us k**ed off the wine
And went home
Needless to say, the party broke up