His garbagecan beret
Was tilted at an angle
What looked like a smile
Turned out to be a mango
He's got raw meat
Dangling from his gla**es
Tonight is the night
He's going to kick their a**es
He's broke, he's ugly, and unsk**ed
And he's dressed to be k**ed
(Gratuitous rap)
He's broke, he's ugly, and unsk**ed
And he's dressed to be k**ed
His luck is gonna change
He found a one-leaf clover
His fortune cookie said
"What's the point, your life is over"
He must be nuts
There's a bullseye on his back
He's standing at ground zero
Of a nuclear attack
He's broke, he's ugly, and unsk**ed
And he's dressed to be k**ed