Jake One Catapults instrumental
Baker's Dozen lyrics
(2.963 w/s)
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She's a Phenomenal Animal Woman, Manning Mechanical Ovens
All over fashion distractions
Olives and Manicured Muffins
Mashing on the bu*tons, Repercussions and Percussion..
She's Concussing the Reaper
Sitting pretty in a Baker's Dozen
Got a Posterpedic Mattress with an actress on my penis
Calculating Graduates that be Advocating Genius
Ambidextrous hands, I don't need to write
I See I the Light every time she smiles Cuz her Teeth are White..
Wrote this verse with a Hypodermic needle
I'm the sh**, you pop pills and start rolling like a Dung Beetle
Red/ green, Vaccine, wide screen, flat screen
Dat Piff, Dat Dream, Black Whip, Blue Queen
Blue Jeans, and I'm Brutally Jaded
She's Cooking Noodles by candle lights, Totally Naked
Full Lunacy, Ruefully Wasted; we only Lie when we're Truthfully Faded
Nothings True till the Truth is Created
Gotta Get Galvanized
Optimize profits, by Maximizing Market size
Tranquilizing Vandals, and Antagonizing Wives
Man I'm Ma**acring Mediocres, an*lyzing Lives
A Maniacal Maniac
Slave to Rock and Rap
Beaver on my Mind like a Davey Crockett hat..
Raccoon Moccasins, Daniel Boone Musket
Ruckus Causing Rouffians, Prison Warden Budget
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No drive to be a soldier, The sophisticated stoner
Got a mission, it's to Conquer, Leave Composers in a Coma
I'm a Mother f**in Daughter f**er
Father of the Filibuster, Following the Founding Fathers
Hemorrhaging Peanut bu*ter
Betty bu*ter Looked a bit flustered seeing Betty Crocker Rocking in a Bed of Lettuce
Left for Dead after getting shredded throwing up the rest of Breakfast…
Getting in a Crevice like an Adolescent Dentist
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Rolls Royce Corduroys, Iridescent Tortoises
Turquoise Forests filled with Phosphorescent Carca**es
Slaying Succubus's with Subservient Serbians
Succumbing to the Stories of the Solid Gold Serpents
Urchin when I poke
Sneezing out Powder and I'm Burpin up Smoke, In a Purple Bath Robe
Sea Green Turtle, Smoking through a Snorkel
This is Real, This is Rural
Preleague Intramurals…
And Marmoset Morals