Turn off your TV, they're just trying to set your shoes
Perfume [?], bubblegum, cocopops and booze
They got the latest info of what you need to wear
How to lose a hundred pounds and be a millionaire
To be all that you can be, you gotta turn off your TV
They tell what to drink and tell you what to drink
They tell you who to vote for and tell you what to think
They got the medication for all your [?] and pains
If your hair is falling out and [?] on the [?]
To be all that you can be, you gotta turn off your TV
Turn it off!
The newcaster lady is looking kinda weird
If she gets another facelift, she's gonna have a beard
The preacher needs some money to [?] you from your sins
The're is [?] remedy, if you're [?] win
To be all that you can be, you gotta turn off your TV
Turn it off, turn it off!