[Verse 1]
Ridin' on Besom in a low gear, rockin'
Cold pa**in' by all the folks out joggin'
First thing they notice is a flash of green
The color of my bike and all its fly accessories, I got
Green bars, green wheels, green lock on my ride
Three She-Hulk stickers on the side
Green bars, green wheels, green lock on my ride
Three She-Hulk stickers on the side
Pedestrians are stunned, they ask me how I got it
But I don't even hear them, I'm already down the block
They're left to stare at me with their mouths open
Turnin' green themselves with the thought of what I'm holdin'
Covet my sh**? Put that sh** on the shelf
I'm lookin' fly, and I'm feelin' myself
If you think you can match this, let me tell you somethin'
In about a minute, I'ma start bustin', I'm
[Hook 1]
Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike
You shouldn't try, you ain't got balance like mine, right
Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike
People getting jealous, my technique is tight, yo
[Interlude]
I made this track a slow jam, because when I ride slow, I jam. And I don't mean with a funk band. I mean with my left hand. But check this out:
[Verse 2]
I ride on down to the corner store
It's just a block away, what the f** y'all need your cars for?
Punks, I even ride it to the mall
4 miles ain't that much, if you're in shape at all
Man, I get there, and lock my sh** to the bike rack
I can't stop thinkin' bout my bike 'til I get back
Waitin' in line at Macy's
Missin' my bike so much it drives me crazy
When I'm back, I don't believe what I see
Four muh f**as trying to steal my property from me
I don't react, I just relax, and then laugh at 'em
Summon Star Platinum to bash 'em in their a**es
Skulls broken, ribs crushed, necks snapped
Don't f** with the guy in the Jotaro cap
I got their blood on my shoes
And in my hand so I can use it as some lube when I'm
[Hook 2]
Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike
You shouldn't try, you ain't got balance like mine, right
Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike
No lie, it feels nice in these times to be alive. I'm
[Verse 3]
Ridin' to a place I've never been before
That means it's not your mom's or the adult bookstore
I mean the orphanage
So I can meet and inspire some kids, like this
Little Suzie can't read or write
So I teach her the letters one at a time
She says thanks, and asks what else I can show her
I say I know one thing, let's go over
To the library, so we can practice some more
And learn about jobs you can have when you're older
We're up all night, just learnin' to read
'Til the library closes, and they tell us to leave, yo
I take her back, and she hugs me tight
Saying "Mr. Fielding, what a wonderful night!"
I ride away and when I'm out of sight
I go back to masturbating on my bike
[Hook 3]
Mas-masturbating while I'm riding on my bike
You shouldn't try, you ain't got balance like mine, right
Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike
But not around kids, because that ain't right, yo
Increase the peace