[Scene 1]
Piglet: Hello, P-pooh!
Pooh: Piglet! Uh, I want to touch you.
Piglet: Noooo, Pooh! I'm ce-celibate.
Pooh: No, you're not.
Piglet: Pooh, just talking about s** is sc-c-cary.
Pooh: Oh, let's do it!
Piglet: B-b-but...
Pooh: Come on, Piglet. I want to touch your a**. I-i-i mean bu*t. I-i-i mean sh**.
[Pooh runs off, embara**ed at his forwardness]
Piglet: B-b-but Pooh... b-b-but... oh, sh**.
[Piglet chases after him]
Pooh: Would you care to join me, Piglet?
Piglet: I'm not very good at saying no.
Pooh: Honey...
Piglet: I'd feel safer inside you.
Piglet: Oh, okay, Piglet! Come on, let's hurry.
[Fade to black]
Piglet: Could you show me how?
Pooh: Here's how!
[coitus]
[Scene 2]
Tigger: What a bunch of dickholes!
Eeyore: Looks like he's gonna k** his mom and dad too.
Tigger: f** you, Eeyore. f** you, Long Ears. f** you, Owl. f**, f**. f** you, buddy. f** my little palaroo, Roo. f** all of you kids out there. f** lots of people. Well, palaroo, it's time for me take you home. And f** you.
Roo: But I'm so little!
Tigger: Aw, no problemo. You're never too small to f** Tigger. If you know what to do.
Roo: I don't know where to start.
Tigger: My dick.
Roo: Okay, Tigger. It's always safer with a friend.
Tigger: Yep. But you still have to be careful.
Roo: Really?
Tigger: No, no, nopearoo. Uh-uh. Don't ever worry.
Roo: Okay, Tigger.
Tigger: Then scream, and kick, and bite! And f** with all your might.
Roo: Okay, Tigger.
[coitus]
[Scene 3]
Eeyore: I hope I'm not interruptin' somethin' important.
Tigger: This is important. But you can help, Eeyore. You can s** my dick, b**h.
Eeyore: Hmmm, well, I love yummy dicks.
Longears: Watch out, Eeyore, it might be a trick.
Eeyore: sh**.
Tigger: It sure sounded like my old pal Longears.
Longears: Touch me, Tigger. [teleportation] I want to give you some dick. Don't say no. Don't ever say no.
Tigger: No, no, nopearoo.
Longears: f** you, Tigger.
[teleportation into coitus]
[Scene 4]
Owl: Hwa. Hwa? Hwa. Rabbit shouldn't have s** with Tigger. After all, my motto is... "Rabbit s**s dicks."
Pooh: I certainly learned a lot.
[the animals spell the word F-U-C-K and Pooh nods vigorously]