[Verse 1]
Ladies, on your feet this instant
Shake ya a** like it is an unwanted infant
Drop my drawers, it's reminiscent of an elephant
Squat over me, I'll occupy you like a tenant
I'll help you pa** your STD test, follow directions
Grab my throbbing pencil, fill in the circles that I'm selectin'
I'm sorry, you must return it
For it's tethered to my nethers, but honey you can earn it by
[Bridge]
Being independent, girl, become empowered
Keep your booty shook up like it had a ghost encounter
[Verse 2]
I want my girl a**ertive, feel no pressure to be nice
And has the talent to rotate her bu*tcrack clockwise
You're fierce and bold and you rattle your rump with pride
I kick my shoes off, cut the line to bounce bounce bounce inside you
(Boing)
Ricochet right off her bum
Land badly on my neck, my body crumpled, numb
(Crap)
Doctor says it may take years for total healing, so
Pause your t**ng 'til my spine restores all feeling
[Outro]
Please, put a pin in the t**ng
At least until my body from the waist down's back to working