He's been workin on his gag reflex
Says it so direct
Youre kinda taken aback
But when he's on his back
It doesnt feel so bad
How could you focus on that
When he calls you dad
You didn't even ask
He just knew youd like that
You know he understands
Just look at how he acts
The way that he pulls back
He undresses so fast
Wish you could take him back
With you but it's too bad
Youve gotta put him back
Where you found him at
So that no one gets mad
And youre sulkin sad
Cos its almost 10
Youve gotta finish fast
He needs to get to bed
But dont worry dad
Youll do it all again
Maybe one day you can
Go all night long but then
Will you still want him when
The law says you can
He's got a feeling that
You probably won't come back
He'll watch your movies sad
He's been workin on his gag reflex
Says it so direct
Youre kinda taken aback
But when he's on his back
It doesnt feel so bad
How could you focus on that
How could you focus on that