[Doctor "D" to Jesse] Are you insane? Welcome to the Asylum House of true enchanted minds It's the happiest place on earth For the violent We almost lost ya But we caught ya in time [The Nurses] You're here for life - life [Doctor "D"] I'll fix ya right - right [The Nurses] Gimme your life - life [Doctor "D"] It's all you gotta do [The Nurses] I'll give you life - life [Doctor "D"] I'll make it right - right [The Nurses] You're here for life - life [Doctor "D"] I wanna welcome you
[Doctor "D" to Jesse] Are you in pain Or just merely misguided? Tell me of the demons you've inside I'll shrink where you think Till you're fears are subsiding I'm your physician slash Magician of minds [The Nurses] Asylum # 9 [Doctor "D"] Oh - no running away There ain't no place to hide [The Nurses] Asylum # 9 [Doctor "D"] Oh- I'm your physician with a mission in mind Oh- I'm your healer I'm your stealer of minds