[The Descendents cover song] think that i'm a loser cause my pants are really too low think that i'm a slob cause i got holes in my shoes think my co*k is like i like my dirty shirt well you can f** off cause i'm working sixty a week you think that life is really tough when your pappy won't buy you a brand new car take a girl out she won't f** you after you just brought her a gram of coke you spent all your money on sh**ty coke i'm not a loser! that's right, i'm not a loser! cruise down the boulevard wasting mommy's gas while you're looking for kicks on friday night you're only goal in life is to smoke a joint and decide how you're gonna get laid tonight you are a f**ing son-of-a-b**h you arrogant a**hole your pants are too tight you f**ing h*mo you s**, mr. bu*tf** you don't belong here go away you f**ing gay i'm not a loser!