Think I found you up on Deviantart, or was it Photobucket?
Summer '08 was the best and now I'm down your gullet
My kids slide all the way down until they drip into the orange and fortunately drown
So I can't fail them, become addicted to valium
You can save me, baby, this is no less than halcyon
Connected, Wifi Waifu comforts me
Upload, download my D, but she only wants my money
Anime on the screen, I said, "Yo b**h, I think that's you"
She said, "Don't know what you mean"
Her face turned red, I faced the tube and saw the girl giving head
To a black dude or maybe two on a linoleum bed
So you connected with a few, alright, that's cool
'Cause it was before me and you and you'd never do that to me... Right?
Now connecting to your virus
Cum stains your iris so you can't see me dialing... up
Wifi Waifu's on her knees
Wifi Waifu's always on her knees [x3]
Connected, Wifi Waifu comforts me
Upload, download my D, but she only want my money
No longer bae, I gotta say
Go back to who*e Island next to the Pirate Bay
Asked me to run away, how 'bout you run away?
You stupid b**h, s*ut, c*nt, who*e, get the f** up out my face
Get the f** out my face, you are a waste of space
It probably don't help that my blunt is laced
I'm staying based, though
Take it slow, sh**, I baked the weed
One with the gra** I'll be underneath
One day I'll be there, so I'm making peace with it
Leave it up to the Based God, and pray that he will let me OD
Off the sh** that he just gave to me, 'cause I don't think they are digesting
Now rip me open and s** them out of me
Wifi Waifu's on her knees and she's downloading them from me
Rape me, rape me
Save me, save me [x2]