Fell into the arms of joy It happened with your first kiss I was overcome drowned three times down I certainly am enjoying this Fell into cleopatra's lair She was well endowed with lots of hair She said "Did you ever learn how to love 'em and leave 'em" I was trying to remember her last victim Rebel rogue and infidel Son of man and son of hell Bundle of lies and contradictions Bad intentions skewed predilections I put my head into the noose Looking and feeling my best When will the bottom drop Well it's anybody's guess Fell into a life of crime
And a life of misspent youth People became my enemies Or just something else to use And all the friends I know They're just dying to be living A lot of apologies need to be spoken Now a lot of sins need to be forgiven Well I fell into the arms of hate She put a big second helping on my plate Led me blind into her house And french kissed me on her couch Fell into Cleopatra's lair She's still well endowed with lots of hair She said "did you ever learn how to love 'em and leave 'em" Well I finally remembered her last victim