Now if I were a politician I'd want you on my ticket If I were a hunter I'd want you in my thicket And if I were a brain surgeon You'd be inside my knife If I were a gambling man You'd be inside my dice I'm as selfish as a schoolboy Enamored with his prick Now my life is like (becomes) a handgun And the hammer just went click Now if I were a writer I'd want you in my pen If I were a junkie I'd want you in my syringe And if I sold magic potions You'd be inside my vial If I were on d**h row You'd be inside my file Now if I were a seamstress I'd want you in my singer If I were a safecracker darling I'd want you in my fingers
If I robbed a seven eleven You would be my faulty alarm If I were a fornicator You'd be inside my condom I believe I see this lie Coursing through this world of yours and mine I've been breathing it in like atmosphere I've been drinking it down like wine It says "all you need is love" And "you can be the judge of it" Tastes ok for a little while But then I wake up choking on my vomit Something help me see Just how worthless Something help me excavate Deep below the surface Something help me drown Lord In your river of blood and grace I know that I'm leperous But hold me anyway