This is the story of Sword Art, but now I'm playing Gun Gale
I'm high levelled and heavily armed, it ain't a fun tale
When my paths cross facing me, you shouldn't trust it, fool
Because after any hit, my HP doesn't f**ing move
You die in game, you die IRL
And that fact excites me, but I don't try to tell
Cuz there be cold stares with my underlying haha's
Cuz I've slayed many already, I'm Red Eyed XaXa
The d**h Gun, the best one, not hesitant to rip a foe
Be her name Asuna, or his name Kirito
The moment that you register, I'm showing at your home
With a syringe to stop your heart, your body's stiff as stone
Like Tamotsu if I feel that your at large, I'll seal your very fate
If I catch you at a bar
With a shot that you won't see the moment that I pull it
All you'll hear is bang, call it a Phantom Bullet
Tactics of Kyouji, you just won't see it coming
You won't get a bad vibe, or get a feel for running
I got infinite sk** slots, a variety of weaponry
I'm basically a secret boss, there's no need to remember me
No matter if you're a mod, or if you tested the beta
The moment you test I, you'll vanish with your data
I run the Black Iron Palace, all my stats are maxed out
I would credit you with a duel, but all you'll do is black out
Conquered every dungeon, every guild brought to light
I see no need for potions, or a monument of life
I'm poisonous as Johnny Black, the moment that you see Sixx
GM's give a warning to run, ask Heathcliffe
Trap ten thousand, non of em stop me
Keita died after after getting word of Sachi
Agil moved on to being only a merchant
Cuz he realised there's no way he can hurt Sixx
He shows face rarely, but he's never forgetting
To watch every step, and stay clear of my section
Ladies trying to get me to give em thrusts like Riva
But I ain't friendly as Klein, everyone gets ethered
I don't do lenience, it's part of my bar code
Focused on my business, my mind state is Argo
Power hungry Kibaou, like him you better log out
Cuz you won't like the outcome, if you and I were to fall out
You'll all die like Kobatz, no-ones left behind
Dual blades don't work here, you ain't fighting the gleam eyes
No prison can hold me, I'm far from Rosalia
We're both redheads, but to me, she ain't matching up
I'm taking all your crystals, simply put, this is the worst scene
Of a scene in game, and I haven't used my World Seeds
The moment that I do, every player's gonna white out
But I'm being nice, so for now; I'll sign out