And every morning Without a warning His dreams are shattered by the six o'clock alarm Sleeps on Sunday But this is Monday Puts on his suit and tie and case under his arm Chorus: There are no suprises Every day's the same He should have been a rockstar but no one knows his name Now he realizes He's the one to blame There is no real life on planet Zilch He reads the daily
Opens his maily And tells the wife she's never looked this good before He hugs the baby Kisses the lady And then he whistles as he's walking out the door Chorus But in the evening He thinks of leaving And wanders off into the wild and vast unknown But it's too late now to change his fate now He feeds the cat and then he gives the dog a bone