I've always had
A thing for Star Trek Conventions
I need a man with a comic book collection
Lord of the Rings
Is my favorite type of role play
Don't want an Aragon
I want a young Gandalf The Gray
I fantasize
About the Michael Phelps of Ping Pong
Someone who memorized all of the Pokémon Theme song
He's in the elite
As one of the Star Trek fanclub chiefs
But secretly he has a stash of Star Wars boxer briefs
He's a
Womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Oooh Oooh
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Together well discuss HTML and C++
Uh Huh
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
He's got me rocking
Like Stephen Hawking
Check out his hard drive
Sets me to warp five
He's highly sk**ed
In the art of drawing anime
And he has an extensive selection of
Action figures on display
He's employee of
The month for tech support repair
He's a World of Warcraft expert
Beating Magtheridons Lair
I dream of him
Hooking up my Ethernet cable
And whispering in my ear
About the periodic table
I'm picturing
A gaming headset in his hair
And s**y safety goggles on
As he builds
A robotic office chair
He's a
Womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Oooh Oooh
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Together well discuss HTML and C++
Uh Huh
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Don't need a jock
I want a spock
Baby, baby
Womanizer