Cliff Barnes
Where would you have been?
If J.R. wouldn't have been there
With his dollar grin?
What would you be doing?
Would you be screwing a wing?
[Chorus:]
Mr. President
Save our human rights
Mr. President
Save us from the night
Digger Barnes
That's his old man
He once dated Miss Ellie
But he lost again
That's where it all began
But Cliff, you're still my captain
Captain my captain
[Chorus]