Every night I watch the late show And you know my only dream is to be there on the screen I'd chat a bit with Dave he'd listen to what I'd say and read my name from a hidden frame And pretend that he knows me He'd say I look like million bucks Through he doesn't give a f** about who I am About what I'm saying or what he thinks of me I just want to be on international TV
So a lot of people I don't know can't see me I wish to God I was on Dave Letterman I wish to God And you can't blame me I wish to God I was on Dave Letterman He's the most powerfull and comical man on american TV, D Television rules the world we know And Letterman sits at the throne till the break of Dave when the late late show comes to take my Dave away